Friday, November 03, 2006

Hair Clot saves the Day

I don't know how it happens that even though I am very careful not to let my long, thick, black hair slip down the sink drain, it still manages to get down there. Every once in a while the hair will slow down the drain enough that I have to pour some Drain-O down there or have the sink opened up to remove the offensive mass.

I've always thought that the hair downt he drain was a bad thing...but now I am thinking it might not be such a terrible thing. It has an upside - believe it or not.

A couple of months ago I dropped an earring down the drain. It was a small "X" shape earring of diamonds...it is a small earring but it is expensive - the pair cost about $1000...so each earring costs about $500. I was sure that the earring was gone, being so small...but I couldn't stand the thought of flushing $500 into the sewers So I asked Dan to open up the sink. Sure enough, my earring was caught in a gunky black ball of hair.

Now just a moment ago I went upstairs to discover that C had spit out his Kim-Pap (basically sushi without anything in it but rice) into the sink. THe sink was clogged up by the Kim-pap mess. I was too lazy to look for the Drain-O so I took my tweezers and tried to pick out some of the rice and seaweed. Well. I ended up picking out some black hair with rice chunked up in it...and Yup...the hair, once again kept the pipes clear.

See, hair in the drain can be a good thing.

I better get up and there replace the hair I just plucked out lest something else should try to glide down my sink!

This is pathetic. I can't believe this is interesting enough to me to post. UghhhhH!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Newlywed Game

Ok Kiddies. Here is the Game...20 Questions for the Newlyweds (Jas and Prof). Jas and Prof will answer the questions by how they think the other would respond.

1) How does he/she take his/hers coffee (So Jas, tell me how Prof takes her coffee and vice versa...get the game??)

2) Is he/she a morning person or a night person

3) What kind of car does he/she drive

4) Does he/she adhere to the speed limit

5) How long does he/she take in the shower

6) What is his/her favorite food...favorite drink

7) What kind of soap does he/she use

8) What kind of shampoo

9) What would he/she say is the thing the he/she likes the most about you

10) What would he/she say is the thing that annoys her/him most about you

11) If you guys really met in person the first time, how would you have met

12) If you guys really dated...tell me about your first date with each other

13) Where does he/she hides his/her stash ...and what kind of stash is it

14) Is he/she a saver or a spender

15) What would he/she do with a $10,000

16) What is the one possession of his/hers that you absolutly detest but he/she would kill you if you threw it away

17) Who wears the pants in the house

18) What is his/her ultimate weakness

19) How would he/she describe you

20) How will you spend the holidays (if you were spending it together as a married coupled)