Lucky for Me

Lucky for me he's so handsome.


Lucky for me he's so sweet.


Lucky for me he is glorious
with kuggles and romps in the sheets.


Lucky for me he is steady.
He's sensible, practical and smart.


Lucky for me he's a noble man
and compassion resides in his heart.

Most lucky for me he is blinded by love
and a glutton for punishment and pain.


But unlucky for him he's a stubborn fool
and so dumb 
dumb 
da-dumb 
dumb 
da-dumb 
da-dumb 
da-dumb

to sleep

i don't want to think

but i don't want to drink

i don't want to cry anymore

i just want to sleep

to sleep

to sleep

to sleep forevermore

Satisfaction

It isn't often that I feel so completely satisfied


with something that I have produced



but on this morning
I feel so liberated



from all the crap that had built up within me



as I unloaded 



one long stinky poop



Whew!