A few months ago Alex got this hermit crab for his birthday. It has a Batman logo painted on its' shell...Alex loves anything superheros.Hermes (pronounced Hermie not Ermez) was easy to care for...just needed a few crushed hermit crab pellets every once in a while and some fresh, filtered water. But I got so little gratification from him. I rarely saw him move but I know he moved around because I would find him in different spots of the cage. I found it laborious to care for him.
The other day, while giving Hermes fresh water (which takes all of a millisecond) I said, with deep sigh of disdain, "I wish he would just die".
The next day, he died.
Also this week, I was wanting some Pringles - not something I frequently desire. My mother showed up at my house with...PRINGLES!!!
Also, my husband did the grocery shopping this week and bought these honey wheat pretzels...something we have never purchased or eaten before in our lives...my mother showed up at our house with the exact same product!
Be careful! Don't make me mad! I think I'm a witch!
...but if you make me very happy I can make your dreams come true.
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"The other day, while giving Hermes fresh water (which takes all of a millisecond) I said, with deep sigh of disdain, "I wish he would just die"."
Forgive me, Leenie, but I laughed out loud at that.
G-Man - ALWAYS!!! and I conjured a spell for a sunny day for you...might take a couple days to get to Canada;)
Lori - you should see what I can get my kids to do know that they think I'm a witch!!...I mean, now that I've honed in on my witchig skills - because you know, I am really a bitch - I mean witch.
Oh my goodness, that either instills me with bone-chilling fear or turns me on.
Hahaaaa!! ~~~***Men used to get turned on just looking at me...now it requires witchcraft ;@
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